newbie need help!

(to Kaiser)
just being random

Why!?!

don't know really...just one of those things I suppose...

One of those things you just gotta do...

in order to stay at least a little sane

... sane?

I see your point....
I don't think I'll ever be sane

If you think your not sane, then you haven't seen me off my medication!

can't say I have...

One indication of insanity is that people can't decide whether you need more medication or less.

very true...

There is more guanine way to determining whether one is insane or just purely mad as hatter.

Mad Hatter!!
I love Alice in Wonderland...it's amazing
"twinkle, twinkle,little bat
how I wonder what you're at...."

*gets out tranquilizers*

*Starts making hats*

*gets out a chainsaw and grins as he prepares to start its engine.* 

*protects hats*
*sips tea out of top hat*

*everything of Silence vanishes, leaving only his eyes and mouth grinning*

*Stands by with tranquilizers*

*juggles tea cups*

*awaits orders*

My first is a creature whose breeding is unclear. My second, a price you must pay. My whole can be found in the river of Time and refers to events of today. What am I?

*twirls top hat*

a baby. a creature breeding (the mum). the price is alot of pain (for the mum). the river of time is the life of the new born child born today...

breeding is unclear....
*mad hatter laugh*
No...
try again

CHOICES AND PERIODS OF THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BUT OF COURSE, THATS NOT IT!! NOOO, IS IT, MINNI MEEE!?!!!!
"Oh no, its not bigger me!!"
GIVE US THE ANSWERS!!!!!