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*Anglachel materialises in the forum briefly, sees all is well, and leaves without a trace*
 

Kaiser presents chocolate ring to Bride and Groom.
"Sorry, my friends ate the other two. Will one ring do?"
The Bride and Groom look at each other.

Kiaser suddnely finds himself as the groom, and the ring being presented to himself. he takes it then turns to find the bride to also be himself. the three kiasers are confused, and not sure which one is the real him.

Anglachel appears and takes the One Ring, Kaiser was holding, and scurries away muttering "My Precious..."

The Kaisers grin.
"I always thought this world could do with more of me"
They go off to lead a successful and enlightened life.

*gandalf and Aragorn appeare and begin hunting for Anglachel. they relise she is slowly heading towards Mordor*

*Anglachel heads into a dark cave*
*Anglachel notices the various large spider webs scattered about*
*Anglachel looks nervous, but scurries through, unnoticed*
*Anglachel coughs, then mutters to the ring grinning, "My precious, my love...."*

*she suddenly bumps into Gandalf and Aragorn around a massive spit with a enormous spider on it, and the two are eating a cooked leg each. they offer Anglachel one*

*Anglachel mutters something about wanting, "fisssh" instead*

Meanwhile, Kaiser has become the king of Gondor, Rohan, and lord of the Elves.

*an orc suddenly walks in on the area with a salmon on his shoulder (full sized). Aragorn promptly has it pushing up the daisys, leaving a giant samlon on the ground*

*note: Silence is a member of the high elf conciel... who cant spell*

*Anglachel devours the fish*
*Anglachel seems to have some strange talk with herself, "Precious!!...they stoles it from usss....preciousss...my love...he'sss taken it, Anglachel will get it back, won't ssshe, yessss...precioussss, ssshe will..."*
*Anglachel scurries off heading for Mordor*

Kaiser has Silence expelled from the council, and sent into exile.

thankfully Silence is already of royal blood, and is heritage to be sucsessor as lord of the elves. so when Kiaser is dead (one of them anyway) Silence will automatically be allowed back in and lead. meanwhile: Silence sits on the dead goblin king's head reading "Hairspray the book"

Anglachel reaches Mordor
Anglachel mutters, "my preciousss, I will get you back, my preciousss, my love"

she finds the witch king sitting on an orc having a drink and all the other ring wraiths singing merilly around a fire with pints in thier hands

Kaiser changes the laws of admittance to the council.
Silence is now not in line to be on the council.

Anglachel finds the one who has taken the One Ring

Kaiser looks sheepish.