newbie need help!

tut tut
you'll start to look like gaara (black circles around the eyes)
if you don't get any sleep.....

HEY!! THAT'S ME IN REAL LIFE!! I may not sleep much every schoolnight, not understand much in class-time--BUT I'VE GOT MY PRIDE AND DIGNITY TO SAY: SO WHAT!?!!

Plays with white phosphor flames.
(immune to water)

* Fidgets with NERF gun*

Collects bag of dog hair...

*Beth looks suspicious about these happenings*

Gets jar of peanut butter.

*Beth makes herself scarce*

(shudder-peanut butter)

Peanut butter...
most dangerous substance known to man.

i love peanut butter...
whats wrong with it?

I don't eat peanut butter. But... there can be people allergic to the stuff put in it to make peanut butter.

It contains:

1. Peanuts to kill the people with allergies.
   
2. Gluten to kill the ceoliacs.
   
3. Preservatives to get some special needs.
   
4. Ample sugar to kill the diabetics
   
5. Ample fat and oils to get everyone else.

(it's coeliacs, but you were close....just need to switch o and e)

number 2 applies to me

I never quite know where they go...

I haven;t thought of a way to pronounce the word that gives it away.

I remember by splitting the word up

Coe-li-acs

(coe pronounced like doe- just so I get the spelling right, but then to say the word, the o becomes silent and it becomes cee pronounced like see)
the rest is pronounced as it sounds

Yeah, I figured I'd think of it as Koh-lee-aks, so I can spell it.

or as some would say
silly yaks

doesnt sound any bad to me

dude, people that are coeliacs that serious problems if they have gluten. It IS bad!

it isn't too....bad
it is bad...but...you get used to it

i know ive been friends with one for over 6 years
(we are close thats why i say this)
(other wise i wouldnt bother)
but yes i understand for other people its a problem
just not myself and the oils/fats you can just burn off
ect.

It's just a joke that I like to think that peanut butter is so dangerous.

it is pretty dangerous
but I don't even like the stuff so no matter

It's incredibly dangerous.

I'm sure you could make a bomb out of it if you tried.

*laughs*